Paul and Storm

Folks who saw us live in the past two weeks already know this, but: the oft-requested, long-awaited "Dejected Arrr" shirts are finally available for everyone! Major kudos to our good buddy and artist extraordinaire Len Peralta (a.k.a. "Captain Awesome"), who did a brilliant job capturing the melancholy tone of our song "The Captain’s Wife’s Lament".

This sad, droopy pirate (so unlucky, even his parrot has a hook!) who sets just the right tone of sorrow and melancholy to inspire reassuring hugs from pirate lovers everywhere. Complete with treasure map-like P&S website listing on the back–because you are, after all, only a walking billboard for us.

The shirts are available in Adult men’s sizes S through XXL; and there’s also a special ladies’ version (with cute red-capped sleeves, and curvy where it needs to be, because we loooove The Ladies; see below) in S through XL. So how can you get one? You’ve got three options, and you can find the choice that best works for you:

1) Buy them at our live shows. Advantages: personal service; autographs upon request; seeing our grateful little faces; cheapest for you, most profit for us. Optional hugs for The Ladies. Disadvantages: waiting until we perform somewhere near you.

2) Order through our online store. You can also order either version of the shirt via Bulletproof, our order fulfillment house. Advantages: The same shirts you would get at live shows; quick, reliable service. Disadvantages: slightly more expensive to you.

3) Order through our CafePress store. The design is also available in a variety of shirt styles (as well as other items–mugs, mouse pads, posters, magnets, panties, etc.) through our CafePress store. Advantages: many more sizes, colors and items available. Disadvantages: more expensive; no printing on shirt backs (due to cost); least profit to us (if you care about such things).

ADDED BONUS: Ye who dons aforementioned garment is granted unlimited license to talk like a pirate, shiver timbers, and otherwise behave in a pirate-y fashion. There’s never been a better time to get your pirate on–order today!