I was in a mall with a cousin the other day and we were wandering through this store that sells all sorts of neat little trinkets, and we came upon this…thing…that looked kinda like it might be some sort of placeholder for books or something, except that it was named the “Boobmarker.” My cousin, who is a native Israeli, didn’t seem to get the joke, and I had to explain to her what “boobs” were in English (we talk in Hebrew).
Later that night, Billy Bob confessed to his best friend and confidant, Skeeter, that he had finally revealed to the world that burning secret which had been gnawing away at him from the inside like so many termites in an old farmhouse.
“Yes, I love boobs!!!,” he exclaimed shooting up from his seat. He was suddenly aware that every eye in the bar was on him. Skeeter begged him to not make a scene but it was too late.
Wow, I can’t believe how insensitive some of you guys can be.
Could it be that in today’s oppressive, intolerant society a young lass, nay, maiden finally decided that she could no longer take suppressing her innermost lesbianistic feelings, and just had to come out, even if it had to be on a cinderblock utility shed alongside a local route.
Geez.
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Well that is some classy graffiti.
I was in a mall with a cousin the other day and we were wandering through this store that sells all sorts of neat little trinkets, and we came upon this…thing…that looked kinda like it might be some sort of placeholder for books or something, except that it was named the “Boobmarker.” My cousin, who is a native Israeli, didn’t seem to get the joke, and I had to explain to her what “boobs” were in English (we talk in Hebrew).
Later that night, Billy Bob confessed to his best friend and confidant, Skeeter, that he had finally revealed to the world that burning secret which had been gnawing away at him from the inside like so many termites in an old farmhouse.
“Yes, I love boobs!!!,” he exclaimed shooting up from his seat. He was suddenly aware that every eye in the bar was on him. Skeeter begged him to not make a scene but it was too late.
Now… everyone knew. Billy Bob loves boobs.
Wow, I can’t believe how insensitive some of you guys can be.
Could it be that in today’s oppressive, intolerant society a young lass, nay, maiden finally decided that she could no longer take suppressing her innermost lesbianistic feelings, and just had to come out, even if it had to be on a cinderblock utility shed alongside a local route.
Geez.
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