No, he’s NOT emo. Proof is that I can see both of his eyes. He needs to instead have hair covering one of them. Also it must be dyed black. And poorly so.
Now, THERE’S something you could write a song about for Song Fu: The inventor of Emo. Some people might think it’s too easy, but it would make for a good song.
“I wish I had an emo lawn, so it would cut itself!”
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Coulton’s resemblance to Emo Philips is minor and coincidental. OK, the haircut is similar. But I’ve never seen Emo with a beard.
No, he’s NOT emo. Proof is that I can see both of his eyes. He needs to instead have hair covering one of them. Also it must be dyed black. And poorly so.
Now, THERE’S something you could write a song about for Song Fu: The inventor of Emo. Some people might think it’s too easy, but it would make for a good song.
“I wish I had an emo lawn, so it would cut itself!”
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