Show #094: Flophouses and Cat Herders

The ninety-fournst episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online.

This week’s episode: we break down the general process that goes into choosing w00tstock locations, which seems to mostly involve herding cats, soliciting the philanthropy of billionaires, and puzzles; picnics and carnivals, and the not-funness of them; fruit muck; and Storm’s lengthy hotel nightmare tale.

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: What things do you do that are supposed to be fun, but actually aren’t? Also, do you have any hotel nightmares?

Show #094: Flophouses and Cat Herders

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Elvis Died Today – Free Song!

On the occasion of the anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley, we offer you a FREE! FREE! FREE! thematically-appropriate song: Elvis Died Today. Try not to cry today, and please share it with your friends and frenemies.

Long live The King.

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Elvis Died Today

(click to download, right-click then “Save As…” or however you do it on your particular machine; you should know how to do this by now!)

New w00stocks a’ Comin!

Here we go again!

We’re pleased to announce that we’re bringing our travelling circus back to the nest, with w00tstocks 2.5 and 2.5.1 coming to the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco, CA, on Thursday & Friday , September 16 & 17, 2010. Guest acts and other mayhem TBA, but it’s guaranteed to be just as epic as w00tstocks past. TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE.

For those of you not in the Bay Area or unable to get there, don’t start pissin’ and moanin’ just yet—we’ve nailed down a number of possible dates in October-November, and are now actively working to book venues in various cities across the U.S.—particularly that whole Eastern part we’ve been neglecting—and possibly Canada. (Sorry, UK; we love you, and you’re definitely in our hearts and long-term plans; but it’s probably just not feasible this year.) Unfortunately, no dates are confirmed enough to announce yet; but we promise you all will be the first to know as soon as we do!

Show #093: The Glass of Milk and Honey

The ninety-threeth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online.

This week’s supersized-but-totally-worth-it episode: we are joined by podcasting juggernaut and general techie mensch (and self-described Paul and Storm groupie) Tom Merritt; Tom’s beard is analyzed; we reminisce about the past week, during which we jointly owned the Internets; Tom experiments with his own hashtag meme; the significance of a scientific calculator, a Muppet Movie song and and a “Sesame Street” segment; Paul nails some music trivia; and Tom chimes in on the statute of limitations on spoilers.

Show #093: The Glass of Milk and Honey

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Kanye New Yorker Tweets

Yes, it’s true: Paul created the #kanyenewyorkertweets Twitter hashtag meme. We’re seriously thinking about changing the name of our act to The Meme Brothers.

Hot on the heels of Storm’s #wookieeleaks juggernaut, Paul’s insomnia and subsequent Twitter exchange with Josh Cagan led him to launch #newyorkerkanyetweets, a mashup of New Yorker cartoons and Twitter n00b Kanye West’s tweets. An e-mail interview with Paul about the meme’s appeal can be found at Urlesque.com, and already it’s been picked up by  The Onion A/V Club,  Paste Magazine the Huffington Post, and, yes, The New Yorker.

UPDATE: Also on Mashable, BuzzFeed, Comics Alliance, and an interview on The Pulse Network.

Check ’em out on Twitter, or in this handy gallery of mashups by Paul, Josh, and Storm…

http://twitpic.com/tag/kanyenewyorkertweets

UPDATE: All the original New Yorker cartoons (with their original, Kanye-less captions) can be found at cartoonbank.com. (We’re working on linking the individual Kanye cartoons with the specific originals. Eventually)

Click here to view the whole gallery

#WookieLeaks #wookieleaks #wookieeleaks

Yes, it’s true: Storm started the #wookieleaks / #wookieeleaks hashtag meme that smoldered on and on like the Centralia Underground Coal Fire. It’s frankly a bit mind-blowing how far it’s spread. Here’s a sampling:

So special thanks to Shane Nickerson (@shanenickerson) for helping get the ball rolling early on. And, of course, to Chewbacca. What a Wookiee!

Now where’s our sitcom deal?

w00tstock SDCC: My God–It’s Full of Stars!

Sometimes you order a large barrel of Awesome and they accidentally send you the DELUXE MEGA-ECONOMY SIZE. That is precisely what happened at w00tstock 2.4 SDCC. An SRO sellout crowd of around 800 was utterly rocked by each and every performer, as well as a handful of  surprise guests. And we know that this comment is becoming as common as v1agr@ spam, but as much fun as it was for the audience, it was just as exciting for the performers, both on stage and off.

You’ll find plenty of pictures and videos out there, and Wil wrote a terrific first-hand account, so we’ll just hit the highlights and do a bit of well-deserved ass-kissing, more or less in chronological order:

BEFORE THE SHOW EVEN STARTED

Our friends at ThinkGeek kindly offered to coordinate with Ice Cream Man to give out free Ben & Jerry’s ice cream to the people waiting in line to get into the show. Let’s say those words again: FREE BEN & JERRY’S ICE CREAM. If that doesn’t illustrate just how much we love you, then nothing will.

(Seriously, we had little to do with it other than saying “hell, yes, you should do that!” to the ThinkGeek folks; many thanks to them for putting that treat together!)

FREE MOLLY!

If you follow us on Twitter you already know that things went haywire well before showtime, with under-21 Molly Lewis being told that she wasn’t allowed to even set foot in the venue because of the terms of the their liquor license (not their fault–allowing an except could more or less shut them down.) She was allowed to perform, but had to be escorted between the side door and the stage, lest the demon alcohol get close enough to sully her soul. But she handled it like a grizzled veteran, and the first Mollystock was held during intermission, during which she took requests from the 200 or so who gathered around her like the world’s most polite, attentive zombie horde. As Wil Wheaton said, this is just another reason why Molly Lewis is a national treasure.

WIL LAUNCHES, THE FIRST SURPRISE, and GENERAL FIRST HALF KICK-ASSITUDE!

Continuing the tradition, Wil pumped up the already excited crowd with his opening remarks. He then talked about how a certain Mythbuster would be coming out earlier than some might expect, priming the audience for Adam. But much to the audience’s delight (judging by their sustained high-decibel output), out walked Jamie Hyneman to introduce Yours Trulies. “Opening Band” was sung, designer panties were flung, and Len Peralta set up shop to begin the night’s custom poster.

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The escorted Molly charmed and rocked the audience with the help of Real Rock Star Jason Finn, including a song appropriate to the 21+ incident (Save Ferris’ “Under 21”) that she learned with Jason JUST BEFORE THE SHOW BEGAN.

Then Rifftrax (Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy, and Mike Nelson) ripped up the crowd with a live-riff of the highly instructional “Lunchroom Manners”. Surprise the 2nd was Foxtrot writer/creator Bill Amend, who came on to introduce Matt Fraction, whose presentation on his writing inspirations and experiences is an amazing window into how creativity works at its best.

The Nerdist, Chris Hardwick, then demonstrated why he’s become one of the foremost voices of geekdom, absolutely killing during his set and handling the first appearance of Chewbacca (Adam) like a champ. Also appearing with Chewie was Surprise the 3th, Grant Imahara (more on him later).

Next came Wil’s recounting of his first Rocky Horror experience, “When You Dressed Up Sharp and You Felt Alright”, accompanied by Yours Trulies. It’s been inspirational to see how Wil continues to tinker and adjust the telling, bringing out more audience reaction each time with his narrative that demonstrates how even those who think of themselves as outsiders or awkward outcasts realize can, if they choose, find a place to belong.

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During Wil’s set came Surprise the 4th: AARON FRAKKING DOUGLAS, otherwise recognized as Chief Tyrol from Battlestar Galactica, dressed in complete flight deck regalia. Predictably and delightfully, it was a show-stopping moment—one that would have been difficult for most to recover from. But because Wil and the w00tstock crowd’s minds were already thoroughly melded (and because Wil was as geeked out as anyone within ten square miles), we managed to compose ourselves and complete the set.

SECOND HALF: NO STOP TO THE ROCKIN’!

After the Mollystock intermission, things jumped right back to life with Bad Astronomer Phil Plait showing the audience the firmament in a surprising new light, followed by Surprise the 5th: the delightful Veronica Belmont, introducing Marian Call. Mark our words: much like Molly Lewis, Marian is a performer we’re all likely be saying “I remember when she was only…” in the not-too-distant future. She was accompanied during her intense and engaging performance by her guitarist Scott Barkan (amazing in his own right) and a manual typewriter, and we and Molly had the privilege of sitting in during her nerd anthem. It was a true pleasure.

How do you top that? How about a demonstration of magic that leaves a roomful of very smart people questioning their disbelief? Done. Jamy Ian Swiss did the impossible, creating absolute silence in a roomful of ADD-addled geeks as they tried to reconcile what they saw with what their rational minds know to be true. Their brains slipped back into gear just in time for Adam Savage.
To be in the audience (or backstage) the moment before Adam Savage comes out to perform is delicious. You would think that after 3 1/2 hours of top-shelf nerdery that the crowd might be getting full, but paradoxically the entire spread only magnified the crowd’s hunger, and with the introduction handled by Jamie Hyneman, the moment was beyond ripe to bursting. And of course Adam delivered the goods, closing his comedy set with his impression of Gollum singing “I Will Survive”, accompanied by Jason Finn and Chewbacca (Storm).

A trio of songs by some comedy-music duo (meh) brought us to the closing madness that is “The Captain’s Wife’s Lament”, which clocked in at a relatively reasonable 24 minutes. At this point the song is more or less a convenient playpen that we, Adam, Wil (and, when available, Jason Finn) use to crack wise in public, which we certainly did. Plus, in this instance, there was help from the aforementioned Grant Imahara, providing authoritative versions of Jamie Hyneman “Arrrrs.”

Special thanks to our Dungeon Master (stage manager) “Dammit” Liz Smith for putting out dozens of metaphorical little fires*, to Aleks Barbour for stepping up to the sound board helm and safely guiding us through the asteroid field, and to all of our unstoppable volunteers. Together, they helped make the night as hassle-free and enjoyable as possible for audience and performers alike.

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And of course, thank you to everyone who came to w00tstock 2.4, whose energy and unrestrained joy at celebrating every aspect of nerdery really is what make it into a phenomenon. For those who couldn’t make it (that would be the vast majority of you), we hope we’ll be able to bring w00tstock somewhere close in the near future. And when we do, we promise to bring plenty of Awesome with us.

* Dozens of Metaphorical Little Fires is the name of our Elvis Costello tribute act

Show #092: That Time We Almost Met Joss Whedon

The ninety-twostrd episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online.

This week’s episode: a reasonably thorough breakdown of our Comic-Con and w00tstock 2.4 experience, including such topics as camelcase; the multiple possible con tracks one can enjoy; the Guild Bollywood-style promo video; Mollystock and the maturity of Molly Lewis; Storm was Rockin’ Chewie; and the Story We’re Going to Tell Forevermore Regarding How Joss Whedon Got Turned Away at the Door of W00tstock. Also: Chief, Marian Call, and a new spoiler alert rule. Oh yeah: and JoCo Cruise Crazy.

Show #092: That Time We Almost Met Joss Whedon

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Show #091: Stupid Like a Cat

The ninety-onethth episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online.

This week’s episode: Storm works to overcome his terrible mood (with the help of a German digestif); drunk cats and Ivy Leaguers; a lengthy dissection of the “Double Rainbow” meme, and memes in general; Bastille Day is briefly celebrated; songwriting for deadline vs. writing for inspiration, and the degree to which those two things are compatible or not (also, drugs); and JoCo Cruise Crazy is officially launched.

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: Ever seen a cat get drunk? How did it happen?

Post-show song: “Double Rainbow Song” – The Gregory Brothers

Show #091: Stupid Like a Cat

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JoCo Cruise Crazy!

You asked for it; you got it. And since we  created a whole website with Jonathan to describe it and answer all your questions, we’ll just say this…

Booking starts now for JoCo Cruise Crazy, a 6-day Eastern Caribbean cruise on Holland America’s ms Eurodam, with music and comedy performances from Jonathan Coulton and friends, featuring John Hodgman, Wil Wheaton, Paul and Storm (that’s us!), Bill Corbett & Kevin Murphy from Rifftrax, Molly Lewis, and Mike Phirman. It departs from Ft. Lauderdale, FL on January 2, 2011 and returns January 8, with ports of call at Half Moon Cay, Bahamas; Falmouth, Jamaica; and Georgetown, Cayman Islands.

Did we mention that BOOKING STARTS NOW?