Show #132: Brisk and Crisp and Smellin’ Good

TyrionMtGThe hunt-thirstytwo’d episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online.

This week’s episode: time travel and TARDIS skulls; recapping the past few months and secret projects; meeting podcast fans at PAX East and getting back on the podcast pot; discovering Magic the Gathering later than most, plus Minecraft and Game of Thrones; gunning for Game of Thrones HBO swank; man stank; root beer, Chipotle burritos, and other rewards; having your own personal Chipotle as a measure of personal success; supplanting “swag” with “swank”, and never EVER using “schwag”; Storm’s hillside dugout; whetstones, knives, being stabbed, and stropping; eternally sharp bargain knives; theories of serration; Paul’s mom’s recipes; and ice cream, donuts, and coal-fired pizza ovens.

Show #132: Brisk and Crisp and Smellin’ Good

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LEARNINGTOWN IS HERE!

Photo by Alexa Hann

Photo by Alexa Hann

The wait is over: Episode 1 of LearningTown is here!  All the blood, sweat, tears, puppets, potato chips, funny costumes, and countless hours* of prep, filming, and music production come down to two things: WATCH IT and SHARE IT! (Same goes for the other 9 episodes when they come out, every Tuesday.) You can also visit this post on the Geek and Sundry blog for some of the behind-the-scenes story (WARNING: somewhat warm and fuzzy)

Oh, and WATCH IT and SHARE IT!…and Like it, and Comment on it, and everything else one can do on YouTube. It all helps. A lot. Not sure how all that stuff on YouTube works?

We’ve also prepared a short LearningTown FAQ, which will be informative whether you’re a YouTube addict, or if you didn’t know before now that it wasn’t spelled “YOOTOOB”.

And if after viewing Episode 1 you just can’t get enough of LearningTown, here are a few other tidbits to tide you over until Episode 2 arrives (next Tuesday!)

UPDATE (Tues. Jan 22): Episode 2 is here!

UPDATE (Tues. Jan 29): Episode 3 is here!

UPDATE (Tues. Feb 5): Episode 4 is here!

UPDATE (Tues. Feb 12): Episode 5 is here!

UPDATE (Tues. Feb 19): Episode 6 is here!

UPDATE (Tues. Feb 26): Episode 7 is here!

UPDATE (Tues. March 5) Episode 8 is here!

UPDATE (Tues. March 12) Episode 9 is here!

LAST EPISODE! Episode 10 is here!

 

p.s. – WATCH IT AND SHARE IT!

*the hours are in fact countable, but it’s tiring to think of how many it actually has been

LearningTown FAQ

Photo by Alexa Hann

Photo by Alexa Hann

This FAQ is geared primarily towards people who haven’t spent much (or any) time on YouTube, but there’s lots of good info here for video-hardened vets as well. And we recommend that EVERYONE interested in helping us get a Season 2 read the section on Things You Can Do to Help Us Get a Season 2.

If you have other questions about “LearningTown”, feel free to contact us.

What exactly is “LearningTown”?

What’s “LearningTown” about?

Is it a kid’s show?

Is it safe to watch at work?

How do I watch it?

What is the Geek and Sundry Channel?

Things You Can Do to Help Us Get a Season 2

How to get a YouTube account if you already have a Gmail account

How to get a YouTube account if you don’t have a Gmail account

I love the songs! Where can I buy them? And will there be a soundtrack recording?

Will there be a DVD?

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LearningTown: It’s Almost Here!

The trailer for our new web series, “LearningTown“, is now online. Please watch it 9,367 times each, then forward it to 9,267 of your friends.

UPDATE: watch our new sneak peek video, “Sausage Party”. And Like and Share that bad boy! (And oh, it’s a bad, bad boy.)

“LearningTown” debuts Tuesday, January 15th on YouTube’s Geek & Sundry channel.

Paul and Storm Basics

Courtesy of the Thrilling Adventure Hour / photographer Maarten deBoer

Photo courtesy of the Thrilling Adventure Hour / photographer Maarten deBoer

The short version is we’re a music/comedy duo, and have been writing and performing music together for two decades, starting in the professional a cappella band Da Vinci’s Notebook. A lot of our music is kinda nerdy, much like we are kinda nerdy, which led us to found a variety show called w00tstock along with Wil Wheaton and Adam Savage. We’ve also toured extensively with geek favorite Jonathan Coulton, co-produce an annual fan cruise with him called JoCo Cruise Crazy, and are frequent guests on podcasts such as The Thrilling Adventure Hour.

Did we mention that we write music? Indeed we do! We’ve recorded five full albums, as well as a number of smaller projects and individual songs. 2013 saw a song of ours featured in DESPICABLE ME 2, and our song “Write Like the Wind” led to George R. R. Martin smashing our guitar, ending with a scolding by Neil Gaiman.

All of our songs can be found here (as well iTunes, Amazon, and wherever quality MP3s are sold), but we’ve collected up a few fan favorites for you to listen to in one place to get you started:

Write Like the Wind – our ode/plea to George R. R. Martin
Opening Band – the pain of life on the road; it’s our “Turn the Page”, but happier
Nun Fight  – inspired by the true story of a convent in Italy that had to close after a fist-fight broke out between its two remaining nuns
Frogger! The Frogger Musical – Frogger. In musical form. There you have it!
Thanksgiving – our ode/plea to George Lucas
Nugget Man – a touching tribute to Dr. Robert C. Baker, inventor of the chicken nugget
Mother’s Day Song – Mom will love it!
I Will Sing a Lullabye – that special lady in your life will love it!
A Better Version of You – if you’re a second child, you’ll love it!
The Captain’s Wife’s Lament (Live) – a glimpse of a live Paul and Storm show; you’ll love it!

Intrigued? Want to know more?
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‘Tis the Season — The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song

Way-Too-Early Christmas MonsterIt’s that time of year again, gang!

That time of year when we all exclaim, “Are you f***ing KIDDING me, retail stores?!?”

Sadly, the decorations actually started weeks ago. But here’s a freebie from the back catalog to ease your pain. Download it, share it with friends, buy it, whatever; just do your part to help us all tolerate the next 52 (!!!) days.

The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song (Right-click and choose “Save file as…” or however the heck you do it on your computer)

Way-Too-Early Christmas Monster art by Len Peralta.

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BOO!…FREE Halloween Music

We’re changing things up this year by giving away Lame Monster Party for COMPLETELY FREE! (click to download, right-click then “Save As…” or however you do it on your particular machine; you should know how to do this by now!) But if you’re the kind of person who loves a bargain (and who perhaps also loves to support independent creators), you can pick up the Halloween Super-Fun Pack for the stupid-low price of $2.

YOU HEARD US RIGHT: six (6!) spooky songs—Live; Cruel, Cruel Moon; Jim Darkmagic; Lame Monster Party; Here Come the Dinosaurs; and The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song—for the MANIACALLY low price of $2. (NOTE: Yes, The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song isn’t really “spooky,” per se; but it’s Halloween-themed, so shut up.)

FUN FACT: people who don’t pick up the Halloween Super-Fun Pack may be swept away by a zombie apocalypse. Why take that chance?

Show #131: Sushi Dragon Boat

The hoodoo-third-one episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online.

This week’s episode: first day of filming for LearningTown, our awesome and fun crew, crazy costumes, and Non-Disclosure Agreements; jumping right in and eating invertebrates; resist the urge to be a douchebag, and Hollywood Douchebags revisited; concurrent bonus material; Getting Excited About Space: meeting Bobak Ferdowsi, discovering planets, and terraforming; losing sleep to Civ 5 and Atari Adventure; Roderick on the Line; Clean Giant, Dirty Giant, and the entitled mobs shopping at Whole Foods; and here we come, Hal-Con!

Show #131: Sushi Dragon Boat

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Celebrate “International Talk Like a Pirate Day” with Paul and Storm

It’s that time of year again: the wind is in the sails, the bounding main beckons, and nerds everywhere are annoying their classmates and office-mates by talking like pirates. But it’s not because they want to; it’s because they have to. After all, today is International Talk Like  Pirate Day.

As usual, we’re rolling out our pirate-themed songs in honor of the day. (We have TWO of them now!) Listen to them, download them (by right-clicking or whatever on the links below), play them for your friends, BUY THEM, whatever your heart tells you is best..

The Captain’s Wife’s Lament

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The Pirate’s Feast (as heard in Season Four of The Guild)

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Show #130: Herring and Blondes

The hunter 3-teeny episode of our podcast, Paul and Storm Talk About Some Stuff for Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), is now online.

This week’s episode: Paul and Storm are in the SAME ROOM AS EACH OTHER, as they contemplate crapping randomly; their current LearningTown progress; dogs appear and disappear; their mutual procrastinatory tendencies, and possible Kickstarters to overcome them (and to take your money from you); their evolution from being Novelty T-shirt Guys; PAX Prime and the “rock star treatment;” mutual ignorance of most things Swedish; RyanAir complaints; and JoCo Cruise Crazy 3 excitement and site inspection cruise bragging.

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION ALERT: If we were to take your money in a Kickstarter, what would you want us to do?

Show #130: Herring and Blondes

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