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Ball Pit

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Write Like the Wind 2:49

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My Favorite Band 3:11

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This Song 2:46

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Right Here with You 1:51

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Dusty California 4:37

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You Left Me 3:44

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Steely Dansplaining 0:59

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The Irish Sing-along Song (live) 7:03

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Thanksgiving 2:44

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Sausage Party 1:07

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Passing Water 2:01

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Holidays Song 1:38

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Incompetent's Lament 1:29

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Gowanus Canal 1:47

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(The Shadow War of the Night) Dragons of the Night 1:39

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Fuzzy Man (Fuzzy Nation) 3:51

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Lil' Guildies - Theme Song 0:45

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When I Grow Up 0:32

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Nerdist Writers Panel 0:08

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Critical Hit 0:19

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The DM Is a Douche 0:05

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Wizard 0:15

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Level Up! 0:09

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I Attack the Darkness 0:07

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Saving Throw 0:10

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Do You Like Star Wars?

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Paul and Storm - Theme Song 1:02

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Cruel, Cruel Moon 2:49

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Nun Fight 2:37

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Frogger! The Frogger Musical 3:44

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Live 3:43

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Me Make Fire 3:36

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I Will Sing a Lullabye 4:34

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Here Come the Dinosaurs 1:52

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Big Bottom 3:20

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Lose the Gonads 1:11

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Hippie with a Djembe 2:18

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Boolean Love Song 1:39

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The Ballad of Rufus Amos Adams 2:12

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Lame Monster Party 2:43

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Christmas Eve Eve 2:12

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Grandma's Christmas Dinner 1:36

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The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song 2:55

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Better Off Dead 2:27

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Nun Fight (Live) 5:45

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The Captain's Wife's Lament (Live) 9:44

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Gumbo Pants

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Count to Ten 3:41

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Your Town 2:36

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Oh, No 2:03

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Nugget Man 4:26

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The Captain's Wife's Lament 2:25

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More than Two 3:17

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My Fantastic Plastic Girl 2:39

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Elvis Died Today (On The Occasion Of The Anniversary Of The Death Of Elvis Presley) 1:59

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Here's Looking At You 5:01

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Extremely Old with You 1:33

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A Better Version of You 3:38

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If James Taylor Were on Fire 0:31

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If Bob Dylan Were Hiding at the Bottom of a Well 0:31

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If James Taylor Were on Fire at the Bottom of a Well 0:32

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If Leon Redbone Suffered a Major Head Injury 0:20

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If Aaron Neville Were Waiting for a Parking Spot at the Mall, but Someone Else Snagged It 0:41

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If They Might Be Giants Were the Ice Cream Man 0:35

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Raisin 0:26

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Do You Recall 0:21

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Grandma 0:31

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Infected 0:24

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Very Two Best Friends 0:22

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Gee, Mary Lou 0:15

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Magic Night 0:16

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Gumbo Pants 0:53

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Sports Illustrated 0:14

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Cool Whip 0:13

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SpaghettiOs 0:15

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Olive Garden 0:21

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"The Improv Bit" (live on The Bob & Tom Show) 5:13

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Opening Band

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Opening Band 3:36

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Six Guys, Ten Teeth 4:14

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Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘Seabiscuit’” 2:47

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The Ballad of Eddie Praeger 4:59

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Epithets 1:43

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You Just Don't Get It, Do You? 1:32

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Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King’” 1:48

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Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘The Passion of the Christ’” 1:28

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Buffett Night (Tonight, I'm a Parrothead) 3:32

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Find the Words 2:23

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Shake Machine 3:24

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Shake Machine, Part II 1:28

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Fresh Step Kitty Litter 1:42

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Ex-Lax 0:31

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Kleenex 0:48

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Necco Wafers 0:10

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Twister 0:13

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Denny's 0:29

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Domino's Pizza 0:15

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Cheetos 0:10

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Pillsbury Cookie Dough 1:12

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Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘Citizen Kane’” 1:11

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The Miranda Lullabye 2:54

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The International Language 2:24

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Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘Scarface’” 1:10

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Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King’” [studio version] 1:29

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Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘The Passion of the Christ’” [studio version] 1:28

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Opening Band [commentary] 3:36

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Randy Newman’s “Theme from ‘Seabiscuit’” [commentary] 2:48

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Epithets [commentary] 1:50

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Shake Machine (Parts I and II) [commentary] 4:52

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Shake Machine (Parts I and II) [commentary] [commentary] 4:57

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News to Us

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The BarryTones' Musical Summary of the News of the Week 3:07

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RIP Don Knotts 0:27

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That's The News of the Week 3:12

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Barry Bonds Press Conference - The Musical 2:01

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Strip Club Daddy [on-air version] 3:34

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John Mellencamp's "Theme from 24" 1:43

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George Mason [on-air version] 1:23

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K-R-I-S-T-I 2:41

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The Easter Song 1:36

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Mr. Safety's Bowling Alley 2:43

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Old Keith Richards [on-air version] 1:42

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Mother's Day Song [on-air version] 2:14

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Hot Monkey Love 2:27

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Those Enron Boys 1:34

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Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't [on-air version] 1:57

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Soccer 1:31

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Chick and the Dictator 0:46

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Ten-Finger Johnny [on-air version] 3:28

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I'm Gonna Blow Myself Up 1:40

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Happy Birthday, Kristi 2:48

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Mel 1:42

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Too Friggin' Hot 1:51

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Hip-Shop [on-air version] 2:48

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Your Love Is (Love Song with Metaphor) [on-air version] ???

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Strip Club Daddy [studio version] 2:28

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George Mason [studio version] 1:15

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Old Keith Richards [studio version] 1:34

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Mother's Day Song [studio version] 2:10

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Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't [studio version] 1:17

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Ten-Finger Johnny [studio version] 3:28

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Hip-Shop [studio version] 2:12

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Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor) [studio version] 2:52

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It Might Be Xmas

Paul and Storm

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This season, we're once again giving the gift of approximately-rendered stylings of our musical heroes. Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday between now and December 25th, 2009, at least one COMPLETELY NEW and original holiday song in the style of They Might Be Giants will be released.

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Forgettable Side Dish 1:37

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Backward Santa 1:28

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March of the Ungrateful Uncles 1:26

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Christmas Eve Eve 2:10

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They Don't Know It's December 1:50

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Dog Sweater 0:53

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Trap-a-Claus 1:09

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Hanukkah on the Moon 1:32

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The 25 Days of Newman

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Because it's the season of giving, and in honor of one of our mostest favoritest songwriters, we're pleased to be offering a brand new Randy Newman-inspired movie theme song every day until Christmas!

An exercise in musical haiku.

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Day 1 - The Godfather 1:29

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Day 2 - The Big Lebowski 1:29

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Day 3 - The Shining 1:29

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Day 4 - Cloverfield 1:29

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Day 5 - 300 1:29

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Day 6 - The Crying Game 1:08

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Day 7 - Twilight 1:08

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Day 8 - A Brief History of Time 1:29

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Day 9 - Forrest Gump 1:29

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Day 10 - The Miracle Worker 1:29

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Day 11 - Schindler's List 1:29

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Day 12 - Boogie Nights 1:29

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Day 13 - Office Space 1:08

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Day 14 - The Exorcist 1:08

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Day 15 - The Muppet Movie 1:29

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Day 16 - The Shawshank Redemption 1:29

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Day 17 - Memento 1:32

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Day 18 - Dawn of the Dead 1:29

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Day 19 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1:29

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Day 20 - Serenity 1:29

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Day 21 - Die Hard 1:29

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Day 22 - Silence of the Lambs 1:29

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Day 23 - A Christmas Story 1:29

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Day 24 - Gremlins 1:08

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Day 25 - Better Off Dead (Randy Newman's "Theme from 'It's a Wonderful Life'") 2:26

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Bonus: Randy Newman Theme Song - Raw Piano Track 1:29

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SoundBard (Just the Audio)

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Character - Ability Score 0:07

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Character - Barbarian 0:12

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Character - Bard 0:05

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Character - Cleric 0:14

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Character - Druid 0:08

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Character - Dwarf 0:13

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Character - Elf 0:16

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Character - Fighter 0:15

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Character - Gnome 0:08

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Character - Half-Elf 0:11

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Character - Half-Orc 0:10

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Character - Halflings 0:08

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Character - Human 0:12

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Character - Monk 0:08

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Character - Paladin 0:13

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Character - Ranger 0:15

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Character - Rogue 0:15

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Character - Sorcerer 0:08

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Character - Wizard 0:15

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Rolls - 2 0:02

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Rolls - 3 0:05

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Rolls - 4 0:01

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Rolls - 5 0:03

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Rolls - 6 0:04

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Rolls - 7 0:05

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Rolls - 8 0:10

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Rolls - 9 0:09

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Rolls - 10 0:03

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Rolls - 11 0:04

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Rolls - 12 0:03

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Rolls - 13 0:10

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Rolls - 14 0:07

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Rolls - 15 0:02

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Rolls - 16 0:04

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Rolls - 17 ???

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Rolls - 18 0:03

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Rolls - 19 0:02

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Rolls - Cold Roller 0:10

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Rolls - Critical Hit 0:19

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Rolls - Detect Magic 0:03

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Rolls - Do the Math 0:07

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Rolls - Don't Touch My Dice 0:07

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Rolls - Fumble 0:11

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Rolls - Heal Me 0:12

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Rolls - Hot Roller 0:13

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Rolls - It's Magic! 0:06

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Rolls - It's Not Magic 0:04

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Rolls - Natural 1 0:03

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Rolls - Natural 20 0:11

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Rolls - Nothing is There 0:08

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Rolls - Panicked 0:02

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Rolls - Perception Check 0:11

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Rolls - Regenerate 0:05

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Rolls - Roll for Initiative 0:09

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Rolls - Roll Them Bones 0:15

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Rolls - Saved 0:09

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Rolls - Saving Throw 0:10

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Encounters - Acid Pit 0:07

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Encounters - Ambush! 0:08

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Encounters - Beholder 0:08

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Encounters - Boss Fight 0:07

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Encounters - Deep Pit 0:16

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Encounters - Deep Acid Pit 0:22

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Encounters - Don't Pick Up the Duck 0:14

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Encounters - Don't Split the Party 0:25

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Encounters - Doors 0:07

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Encounters - Dragons 0:02

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Encounters - Gelatinous Cube 0:08

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Encounters - I Fell Down 0:16

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Encounters - I Fell Down a Lot 0:41

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Encounters - It's a Trap! 0:07

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Encounters - Kick It In! 0:02

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Encounters - Monster Roar 0:02

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Encounters - Secret 0:03

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Encounters - Sneaky Sneaking 0:10

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Encounters - Surprise! 0:03

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Encounters - Undead 0:08

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Encounters - Wandering Monsters 0:15

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Encounters - Wandering Off 0:12

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Encounters - You Go First 0:03

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Encounters - You Shall Not Pass 0:05

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Atmosphere - Back to Town 0:08

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Atmosphere - Battle Hype 0:30

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Atmosphere - Beautiful City 0:14

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Atmosphere - Buying Stuff 0:07

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Atmosphere - Castle 0:05

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Atmosphere - Down by the Sea 0:04

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Atmosphere - Drunk 0:05

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Atmosphere - Evil! 0:08

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Atmosphere - Feast! ???

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Atmosphere - Into the Dungeon 0:21

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Atmosphere - Let's Do This 0:13

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Atmosphere - Mountain 0:12

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Atmosphere - Nefarious Laughter 0:03

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Atmosphere - Nefarious Circumspect Laughter 0:07

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Atmosphere - Oath of Emnity 0:39

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Atmosphere - Ruined City 0:19

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Atmosphere - Stew 0:08

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Atmosphere - The Forest 0:10

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Atmosphere - The Inn 0:08

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Atmosphere - The Temple 0:27

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Atmosphere - Time Passes 0:23

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Combat - Almost Dead 0:05

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Combat - ARROW'D! 0:14

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Combat - Boo! 0:01

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Combat - Charge! 0:01

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Combat - Charmed 0:10

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Combat - Chop, Chop, Chop! 0:01

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Combat - Drained 0:04

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Combat - Fireball 0:02

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Combat - Goodbye Monster 0:10

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Combat - Hack and Slash 0:02

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Combat - I Attack the Darkness 0:07

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Combat - Kaboom! 0:01

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Combat - Knockout 0:01

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Combat - Lightning Bolt! 0:09

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Combat - NPC Death 0:21

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Combat - Nu! 0:01

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Combat - On Fire 0:08

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Combat - Oof! ???

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Combat - Ow! 0:01

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Combat - Paralyzed (long version) 0:11

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Combat - Paralyzed (short version) 0:05

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Combat - Poison 0:04

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Combat - Ranged Attack 0:04

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Combat - Run Away 0:01

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Combat - Someone is Dead 0:10

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Combat - Stupid Death 0:11

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Combat - Total Party Kill 0:15

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Combat - Victory! 0:17

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Combat - Yay 0:01

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Combat - You Are Alive 0:07

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Combat - You Are Dead 0:07

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Combat - You're Dead 0:10

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Table Talk - A Sad Trombone 0:02

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Table Talk - Analysis Paralysis 0:08

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Table Talk - DM is a Douche 0:05

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Table Talk - DM is the Best 0:09

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Table Talk - DM Needs You to Stop Whining 0:04

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Table Talk - Duhhhhh 0:01

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Table Talk - Good Decision 0:07

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Table Talk - I Call Bulls**t 0:02

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Table Talk - I Regret Nothing 0:21

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Table Talk - No Way! 0:01

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Table Talk - Oh, No 0:02

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Table Talk - Order a Pizza 0:07

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Table Talk - Player Needs a Beverage 0:04

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Table Talk - Player Needs Snacks 0:04

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Table Talk - Rules Lawyer 0:09

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Table Talk - Sarcastic "Ooooooh!" 0:02

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Table Talk - That Really Sucks 0:03

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Table Talk - This is Bulls**t! 0:07

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Table Talk - Wah Wah 0:02

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Table Talk - We're All Gonna Die 0:04

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Table Talk - What is ths S**t?!? 0:06

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Table Talk - You F**ed Up 0:03

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Spoils - Armor or Shield! 0:01

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Spoils - Dudespoils 0:03

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Spoils - Gimme Gimme Gimme 0:03

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Spoils - Level Up! 0:09

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Spoils - Magic Weapon! 0:01

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Spoils - Miscellaneous Magical Item! 0:02

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Spoils - Nothing! 0:01

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Spoils - Oooh! Aaah! 0:03

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Spoils - Potato! 0:01

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Spoils - Potion! 0:01

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Spoils - Ring! ???

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Spoils - Rod, Staff or Wand! 0:02

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Spoils - Scroll! ???

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Spoils - Sensibly Designed Female Armor! 0:03

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Spoils - Silver and Gold 0:09

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Spoils - Treasure! 0:08

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Spoils - Useless Crap! 0:01

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Spoils - Weapon! 0:01

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Startup Sound 0:02

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